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Moving to Google Reader October 12, 2008

Filed under: blog dump — Diana @ 10:29 am

So, I finally moved all my feeds over to Google Reader because Bloglines was starting to suck the big one.  As a result, I’ll be doing less Blog Dumping here, because Google Reader has an awesome feature that just puts all the shit I like onto it’s own webpage.  Enjoy.


Blog Dump, Long Overdue September 15, 2008

Filed under: bacon,being a fattie,blog dump,cuteness,fun stuff,hedgies,political — Diana @ 10:01 pm

Category: Adorable (All from Cute Overload)



Category: Adorable AND Funny
Hedge Fund « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?

Category: Word

Hooman needs bebeh « Loldogs, Dogs ‘n’ Puppy Dog Pictures – I Has A Hotdog!dog

LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh » Blog Archive » We ain’t no KansasAdmission Standards We Haz Them

Something to Live For Cartoon | Savage Chickens – Cartoons on Sticky Notes by Doug Savage

Savage Chickens - Something to Live For

Category: Just Plain Funny

What I Imagine My Cat Is Doing When I’m At Work « GraphJam

The Brain At Work « GraphJam
song chart memes

#109 The Onion « Stuff White People Like
Mad Magazine on Sarah Palin – Boing Boing

Category: Why Don’t I Ever Hear Awesome Stuff?

Someone Will Try That Next Year by Overheard in Minneapolis

6-year-old boy: MOM! I WANT A COOKIE.
Mom: If you don’t start behaving you’re going to turn into a deep-fried boy on a stick at the state fair.

Wayzata, Yacht Club

Category: Good Reading

NYC tap water in bottles – Boing Boing

Fat Lot of Good » Blog Archive » What matters

Womanist Musings: The Anti-Rape Condom, Your Vagina and You

I was told there would be bacon.: When is a cupcake not a cupcake?

If I Ran the Universe…: You Matter

pissoff: Life on the farm

Category: I’m Ashamed to be an American (again) (still)
(but proud of these writers)

Fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener – Boing Boing

TSA declares war on large breasts – Boing Boing

Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: No Birth Control for You Because It’s Against My Religion

Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: Abstinence-Only Education is a Huge Success!*

Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: Oh, the Hypocrisy

I was told there would be bacon.: Stop pandering to me.

SNAFU-ed …. Situation Normal: Who’s Elite? Cindy McCain and Her $300,000 Outfit

A Softer World: 353 (It’s only a matter of time, really)

Category: Good To Know

HOWTO trick your printer into using ALL its ink – Boing Boing

Category: Random Quotes that I’ve Picked Up
I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he or she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights – Maya Angelou

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard – Anne Sexton

Category: A Sad, Sad Day

Remembering David Foster Wallace | Salon Books


Blog Dump – Long Past Due July 28, 2008

In Which We See Cute Things and Receive Spiritual Guidance from I Can Has Cheezburger

In Which We See Awesome Things That I Or Someone I Love Need To Purchase Post Haste

Pickle Jar With Fork from Ooh-Shiny.Net  (Sarah, I’m looking at you)

The Agreeable Sheep from Ooh-Shiny.Net  (Heather?)

Puppet Hoodie from Ooh-Shiny.Net (This one is for me, but it’s not in my size….do these things stretch in the wash?)

The Urban Homestead: Your Guide to Self-sufficient Living in the Heart of the City on Boing Boing.  (Sarah, you again)

Roku: $100 gadget for watching Netflix movies on your TV (Freaking EVERYONE!  This looks awesome!!)

Portable cardboard toilet on BoingBoing.  Yes, the Shit Box.  My beloved has decided that, because we only have one bathroom, he needs a bucket with a toilet seat in the garage in case we both have the flu or something at the same time.  Last time we were at Home Depot he bought the seat for it.  For the record, I have been lobbying for the installation of a random basement toilet, but so far he’s not going for it.  As a resonable second, I think that we should at least get a shit box.  If I’m going to be emptying my bowels in the garage, I want a proper receptacle.  Those of you that Twitter will find that this is my new icon.  This is why I should never, ever show Christy funny stuff while I am drunk.  When she says, “that would make a great icon”, I’m on it like white on rice.  However, even when I sobered up I still thought it was pretty awesome.

In Which We Have A Commentary On My Job, Which I Am Not Currently Working

From GraphJam:

In Which The Holiest Part of Christianity is Blasphemed for Our Personal Pleasure

From Loltheist:

In Which We Listen In On Conversations:

So I’m Sorry I Did That, Amber  (from Overheard Everywhere)

English teacher: Calling someone a douche is not a constructive comment, even if it’s true.
Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

The Pen Had It Comin’! (from Overheard in Minneapolis)

Metro Transit phone employee (on speakerphone): Take the sixteen bus towards…
18 year old girl trying to get directions: Wait, wait you’re talking too fast and my pen died.
Metro Transit phone employee: You killed your pen? You heartless BITCH.

Univeristy/ sixteen bus line
Overheard by Death to ink.

Relax, I’m Just Horngry (from Overheard in the Office)

Financial specialist, in front of his pregnant wife/coworker: God, I would nail someone if they had some bacon right now!
Wife/coworker: What the hell is wrong with you?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: God Help Me

Then How Come It Got Me More Time on My SATs? (from Overheard in the Office)

Boss on phone: That is not clinical! Being an asshole is not a clinical condition.
Ginko Industrial Park
Warminster, Pennsylvania

Is It Still a Place Where You Wash Your Hands? (from Overheard in the Office)

Kitchen grunt: You ever poop and suddenly find the world a better place?
Main Street
Greenwood, Indiana

Overheard by: RDC

In Which We Are Surprised.  Wait, No We Aren’t

U.S. still flunks healthcare test, group says

Absolutely fucking OUTRAGEOUS! by Paulius

Fox’s “Anti-Aging Fix” for McCain by Technology Expert

Larry Craig, Daniel Vitter Co-Sponsors of “Marriage Protection Amendment” by Technology Expert

Vampire babies on the attack! by Jen

In Which I Have A Whole Other List of Books To Check Out

List of every book read by Art Garfunkel since 1968.  I’d like to point out that Art started this list the very month and year that my beloved was born.  And that while Art is referenced in this article as a “voracious” reader, he averages about two books per month.  This year, I am averaging two per year.  And I really need to get going on cataloging them.

Speaking of books, some of my favorite books when I was a kid (and even now, I’ll admit it) were the Anne of Green Gables series by L.M. Montgomery. 100 Candles Anne of Green Gables grows old and gets her due. When my mom introduced me to Anne, the books were actually out of print in the states, and I read the same copies that she had read as a child…the hardbound editions with all of the dust covers missing.  For years I thought I was named after Diana Barry, Anne’s best friend, my dad recently told me he picked the name from the Paul Anka song.  When my oldest sister was born, when I was 11, I was allowed to pick her middle name.  I choose Anne.  Although my sister didn’t grow up to be a sassy redhead (wait, yeah she did), she can at least say – for sure! – that she was named after Anne of Green Gables.

In Which I Find New Websites to Waste My Time With

Things I Should Throw Out: Clippings From The Eighties

In Which I’m Just….Amazed.  And A Bit Disturbed

Man electrocutes pickle to demonstrate power of Christianity So, because I don’t love Jebus, I will not glow in the dark and I can’t make any difference in the world?  What?

In Which I’m Just Amazed

The Pregnant Man.  I cried recently when I learned that Thomas Beatie and his wife had safely delivered their little girl.  While I might just be a little sensitive about the whole having-babies thing right now, it makes me so happy when people who desperately want children are able to have them, in whatever way it happens.  Birth, adoption, whatever – these people wanted an expression of their love for each other in the form of a child, and they were able to do it in an unconventional way.  It’s beautiful.  It would have been beautiful if they’d been able to do it in a “normal” way, too, but then the rest of us wouldn’t have been able to share in the joyous birth of a child who was so, so wanted.

In Which There Is a Gratuitous Post About Bacon

In Which Women Smarter Than I Talk About Life and Other Big Things

Is HAES Unhealthy? by Well-Rounded Mama

Yeah, whatever, Kate Moss by peggynature

The cult of dieting by attrice

Possibly, The Most Tasteless CUSS Post to Date by Suzanne

ChronicBit: Lab tests demystified Via Lab Tests Online, where you can search for just about any test and learn what it means. Excellent tool for us Babes… thanks for the top, ChronicPal Shannon!

Family Pride by Happy Villain

Eye-Opener by Happy Villain


Long Overdue Links April 25, 2008

Filed under: being a sickie,blog dump,fun stuff — Diana @ 12:56 pm

Bear hedgehog and coat of arms on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
This is at Christ Church in Dublin – I can’t believe that Jeff and I missed it!

I have so been waiting to use this – from ICanHasCheezburger?

Fat Girl Rants and Links:

Why is the US in a recession?  Because of all the fat people, that’s why! by Cthullhu

Ever had one of those days? by Body Impolitic

A Few Points That Bear Repeating by Fat Lot of Good

Sickie Links:

Review of StickyJ from But You Don’t Look Sick

Random Stuff from Random Bloggers I Like

Bringing up baby by Everywhere Man

The Blasphemy of Creationism by Greta Christina

Horny Teenage Killers On A Rampage To Hell Day! from Girls Are Pretty

From Quotes of The Day

Bill Watterson – “Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.”

Stephen Jay Gould – “In science, ‘fact’ can only mean ‘confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.’ I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.”

E. B. White -“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.”

For Good Measure, some Blasphemy from LolTheist:

Why Don’t I Every Overhear this Awesome Stuff?

Father Mike Continues His Downward Spiral (from Overheard Everywhere)

Satisfied customer: They had bacon I would drop-kick a nun for.
Toronto, Ontario

Tipping The Scales Back In Humanity’s Favor (from Overheard in Minneapolis)

College Age Guy to Suit: Hey, Sir, do you work here?
Suit: No.
College Age Guy: Oh. You look nice.
Random Third Guy: You do.

Walgreens, Nicollet Mall
Overheard by Inflatigirl (ok, so I DID overhear this one!)

This Should Be In A Hallmark Card by OIM

Guy yelling into cell phone: You know there ain’t no one else. All them other bitches, I don’t talk to them any more. I don’t want no other bitches, just you. I’m with you all the motherfuckin’ time. I ain’t got time to be with no other bitches. Why we gotta fight? Why can’t we just be cool? Come on, baby.
Light rail train all the way from the 46th Street station to the Warehouse District.
Overheard by someone who’s glad to see that romance isn’t dead.

Nature Will Take Care Of It For You by OIM

Pregnant woman talking to friend and pointing to small initial charms in a jewelry store: Wouldn’t this look cute on my clit ring? (later…) My doctor wanted me to take the ring out ’cause I’m pregnant and all but hell naw, I done spent $150 on this sh*t, I ain’t bout to take it out now!
Mall of America
Overheard by Amused Employee.

Epistemology at the Monsanto Broccoli Plant – from Overheard in the Office

Employee #1: So we don’t sell insurance! What’s hard to understand about that?
Employee #2: I don’t know. It’s like, ‘Don’t yell at the broccoli plant for not growing carrots.’
2145 Riverside Drive
Macon, Georgia

Overheard by: not an insurance salesman


Big Blog Dump (with lots of hedgies!) October 26, 2007

SNAFU-ed …. Situation Normal: Bill Maher: “Show me a man wearing an American flag pin in his lapel, and I will show you an *sshole”

Parents use religion to avoid vaccines – Yahoo! News
Seriously, people?  Autism is a very complicated condition, and it is not – repeat NOT – likely to be caused from something simple like a vaccine.  People that make the link say that autism rates are rising…but could it be that, like diabetes, the rates are rising because the definition of autism has changed??  I’m certainly not saying that autism is not a serious condition – for those that are affected, it certainly is – but it seems that autism is the new ADD – fucking everyone has it, and if you can’t figure out what is “wrong” with a kid, s/he is autistic.  Let’s let diseases be, and accept that individual variations in a person aren’t always a clinical problem that needs to be treated. 

Colbert announces presidential pursuit – Yahoo! News
Finally.  A presidential candidate that I don’t hate!

Junkfood Science: Junkfood Science Exclusive: The big one — results of the biggest clinical trial of healthy eating ever
Best ending to an article ever:
Health is not evidence of moral
character and pristine diets. Don’t let anyone try to scare you,
threaten you, or get you to believe that if you don’t eat “right”
(whatever their definition) you’ll get fat, cancer, heart disease, or
die sooner. There is simply no good evidence.

Shakesville – I write letters
Damn, I love this woman.  I hate Ann Coulter with a hatred I usually reserve for ex-husbands, but Melissa totally put the smack-down on Maxim for hating her in a stupid way. 

The Rotund » “You Aren’t Fat” is not a compliment

Cute Overload! 🙂  This hedge finished carving her pumpkin – have you?

Prickleball the hedgehog for Colbert 08 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

2007-10-08 Burning Hog Day 3 004.jpg on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
(Adding to Christmas list!)

My duhpreshun « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures – I Can Has Cheezburger?
funny cat pictures & lolcats - My duhpreshun Let me show you it.

We’re in your hand « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures – I Can Has Cheezburger?hedgelols - We’re in your hand Being tiny popples

hallelujah! « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures – I Can Has Cheezburger?
lolcat - hallelujah!  praise the lawd!

As you might have noticed, I have become a great lurker on the fatosphere.  I don’t have anything particularly interesting to say, and when I do, other woman have said it best.  I find that many weeks my best “clippings” come from these woman.  Yay!
She Dances On The Sand: Too fat for the job

Shortness Reaching Epidemic Proportions! « Shapely Prose  (Sarah, this one is for you! Grow, damnit!)

She Dances On The Sand: Sometimes, other people say it better than I can

Shakesville:  Politicized Embryos Are Fair Game

Shakesville: Par for the Course

Shakesville:  Atheists Stunned by Amazing Toast that Does Not Resemble Charles Darwin Whatsoever

She Dances On The Sand: Anti-vax and HIV deniers

Headless Torso: Commandments for the Lifestyle Police?

Fussy | Photo
cheese balls
How, exactly, does one install cheeseballs?

I found a fatal flaw in the logic of love.: The Important Stuff: Part I
This reading is amazing.  Congrats to Alissa and Evan!

Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: $&%#@!

Bitch Ph.D.:  Just the facts, Ma’am
For fuck’s sake (see “CUSS”, above).  When we people fucking learn about what PP really does?  Also, you thorn-in-my-ass anti-choice people, if you don’t give access to/information about birthcontrol, there are MORE abortions.  The best way to prevent abortion? Prevent unwanted pregnancies! 

I was told there would be bacon.: Oh, honey. Don’t we all?

not martha:  Martha’s Vineyard Fiber Farm Yarn CSA Giveaway
Oh, another wonderful thing on my Christmas list.  I really, really need to find some rich relatives.

Dilbert Comic Strip Archive – Dilbert.com – The Official Dilbert Website by Scott Adams – Dilbert, Dogbert and Coworkers!
Today's Dilbert Comic

LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh » Blog Archive » Shortly thereafter, the crutch came into the picture…jumpin’ jesus on a pogo stick

From Overheard in Chicago:

Man logic

By Ziggy

Woman: “Are you ever going to help me with the kids?”

Man: “I try to help as much as I can.”

Woman: “But you don’t do anything. When I ask for help, you always say you can’t, or you’ll do it later, or some other excuse.”

“But, honey, you don’t understand. The more I help, the more I cause
problems. I can get in the way. I can do something wrong. I can mess
something up. The more I’d help, the more you’d need to clean up after
me. By NOT helping, I’m actually doing more than you think.”

– Glenview

— Submitted by Torpedo

Flyer for an awesome dog – Boing Boing200710241336

HOWTO Find out why your flight is REALLY delayed – Boing Boing

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Teh Interwebs. Let me show you them. October 5, 2007

Filed under: blog dump,cuteness,fun stuff,hedgies,knitting,life in the city — Diana @ 2:55 pm

Cute Overload! 🙂

Feets! on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Vörös sün on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

I love this one, because I think that kitties feets are cute, but also because it’s so fun to see exactly how they curl all up like that!
Hovercat…is hovering. « I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

an dats when i new « I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

I need this, post haste, after I’m knocked up:


Uh, Fuck no:  Big Fat Deal » To Whom It May Concern

Beware:  AnonymousCoworker » Verizon Wireless is Selling Your Information

Life, What the hell is going on?: Warning. Rant ahead.

Chokolatez Rain! « I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
chokolatez rain! lol!!!


“Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.”

Jean Kerr

“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”

Overheard Everywhere | We’ll Get Ours When We Turn on Bill O’Reilly
Father to squirmy two-year-old looking out bus window: No, honey, that’s a church. We can’t go there — they’ll give you a lobotomy.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Rebekah

Overheard Everywhere | Ugh, Noun-Adjective Marriages Are So Unnatural
Guy: I don’t understand! What is a pork roll?
Jersey girl: It’s hard to explain… It’s like if bacon married awesome and they had delicious babies.

Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Overheard In Minneapolis – What Happens in Minneapolis… Goes on the Internet.

That Should Be On The Tab Wikipedia Page.

Curly: Ever had Tab before?

Grizzly: No, what is it?

Curly: It’s diet coke before diet coke was diet coke.

Grizzly: How’s it taste?

Curly: Like a big gulp of dammit.

Overheard in New York | Kindly Clarify Your Objection
Girl #1: I’m living the good life.
Girl #2: No, you’re not! You just sit around eating pie all day.

–The Bowery

Overheard in New York | Um… Yes?
Tourist lady, very slowly: Uhhh, can you… Um, excuse me, can you… um, tell me where… that place downtown… I think it’s, ummm…
Lady suit, interrupting: Christ on a crutch! What are you, Canadian or retarded?!

–4 train, Wall St station

HOWTO knit marzipan – Boing Boing

More Awesome Minneapolis Graffiti…
DSCF9701.JPG on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Stop War Build Bridges on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Part of this nutritious breakfast on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh » Blog Archive » My own little pink bunny rabbit … err … lamb
OMG.  Christy pointed this site out to me, and I’m in lolve.
i shall huggeth thee and squeezeth thee and calleth thee george

LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh » Blog Archive » Dont Hold Your Breath
Heavy Load

i will fuck you up hedgehog on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Prickly Ball Hedgehog Hospital on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Stuff On My Cat: So that’s what cats are made of.

The Rotund » Roly Poly  I want!!!!

Don’t want!!
Speechless « Shapely Prose

Cullen Hightower

“We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex–but Congress can.”

Elbert Hubbard

“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”

Now You Can Watch Videos While It Drops Your Calls

Chick: So, what’s so special about this phone other than making millions of people shit their pants simultaneously?
It hasn’t got any buttons, or some-such. It can tell who you want to
call by reading your mind. Also, it smells like flowers and tastes like
bacon. Which is handy, since it can regrow its own skin. And fly.
Chick: Well, I’ll be.

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: I did NOT shit my pants.

Actually, in Trenton, You Do

Tourist: Is this the 1:13 to Trenton?
Suit: No.
Tourist: Oh, well, where is that?
Suit: Are you just, like, picking track numbers and hoping for the best? Go read the screen, you dumbass.
Tourist: You don’t have to be rude.
Suit: You don’t have to be stupid.

–NJ Transit

Overheard by: Erin

Contemplations of an Ordinary World: My corporate observation for the week
Apparently, Russ and I have the same job.

Life, What the hell is going on?: A Conundrum
What IS the correct answer?  In theory, the correct answer is that fuckwits learn to keep their fuckwittery to themselves, and stop pressing it on other people.

This is just cool:  Artist gets probation for building secret mall apartment – Boing Boing
The apartment.  Not the probation.  That sucks.

African family to adopt Britney’s kids. – By Ellen Tarlin – Slate Magazine

In the spring, I’ll tell you that it’s my favourite season.  But in the fall, well, THAT’S my favourite season.  And here’s why:  confetti skies on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

ufo spotted in MPLS! on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

little Man on a Truck on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

DSCF9875.JPG on Flickr – Photo Sharing!  Love Graffitti!!!

DSCF0289.JPG on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

I love you, TheCurseofBrian!!

Ask Yahoo: Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster Really Exist? at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Baltimore Sun: His Noodliness reigns unchallenged in Hampden at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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From the recesses of teh interwebs…. September 7, 2007

Where you fall in poll of U.S. reading habits – CNN.com
This makes me sad.  One in FOUR American’s haven’t read a book in the last year.  I average over 70 a year…I know that I’m a more voracious reader than most, but seriously?  A quarter of the population doesn’t read at all??? 

In that vein, here is one of the quotes of the day:

Logan Pearsall Smith

“People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.”

Stuff On My Cat: Words can’t express how awesome this is.

Stuff On My Cat: Oh yes, revenge will be mine.

Her job?
Her job?
Gosh, I’m glad MY husband doesn’t see it this way (although I have a sneaking suspicion that my EX would have loved this).

Overheard Everywhere | Can’t Wait ’til They Go Up against Hillary’s Flying Monkeys

Can’t Wait ’til They Go Up against Hillary’s Flying Monkeys

Girl #1: How come the pigeons don’t die when they hop on that third rail?
Girl #2: Because they’re Dick Cheney’s unholy army of the night.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: I’m glad I couldn’t vote back then

Overheard in the Office | But I Guess My Underling Will Have to Do
Dispatcher peering into Tupperware container: I am so sick of kielbasa I could kick Jesus in the shins!

Emergency center

Foregound Background 3598 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Have I mentioned yet today how much I love the love graffiti? 

IMG_8174 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
This one won’t let me copy it, but go take a look – it just tickles my funnybone!

widen on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
These three images rock.

Feed Me!: Another missed opportunity

A Job in Hell: Why I Work

Amen.  A-men.

Bitch Ph.D.

The-f-word.org » Blog Archive » Brains optional in Miss Teen USA pageant
This makes baby Jebus cry.

Cute Overload! 🙂
I ❤ hippos! 

And now, for some hedgie goodness:

Cute Overload! 🙂

Poor baby hedges. Have a hairbrush for a Mom. Could be worse. Could be a Marlboro Light.

For more on this story, check out the Daily Mail UK.

Another sign I need in the future hedgie room:
hedgehog`s crossing! on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Baby Hedgies!!!  From White belly hedgehog – 3 days old on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
White belly hedgehog - 3 days oldWhite belly hedgehog - 3 days oldWhite belly hedgehog - 3 days oldWhite belly hedgehog - 3 days old

This is how I feel first thing in the morning: GIMME MAI COFFEH! « I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

She Dances On The Sand: Ban the Grays!

Savage Chickens: Monday Ritual Cartoon
Savage Chickens - Monday Ritual

And, finally for this week, some photos I loved on Flickr:

DSCF3026.JPG on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
thecurseofbrian does the best graffitti photos ever!

(this one made me think of Boris!)

Free Bacon Night!!! (?) on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
HOOK ME UP!!!!!!!!

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A Banner Time on teh Interwebs August 21, 2007

Filed under: blog dump — Diana @ 12:42 pm

Boing Boing: Wal-Mart pays Mexican teens $0 an hour
What a fucking shocker that Wal-Mart would try to exploit local labour laws…

Quote Details: Henry Adams: There is no such… – The Quotations Page

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

Henry Adams
US author, autobiographer, & historian (1838 – 1918

HamBlog: Invisible Illness Bingo!


kare11.com :: KARE 11 TV – St. Paul police seeking people who removed man testicles
Dude!  Word to the wise!  Don’t PAY PEOPLE TO CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!!!!! 

2007: Year of The Selfish Cow: The Light

She Dances On The Sand: Economics 101

Savage Chickens: Reconsideration Cartoon
Savage Chickens - Reconsideration
Word, Savage Chicken Dude.  Word.

She Dances On The Sand: I’m pissed. Strong language warning.

55414 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
That’s where we live…but not for long!!!

DSC06441 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

HOLY CRAP!!  Minnehaha w/o Falls on Flickr – Photo Sharing!Minnehaha w/o Falls

passiveaggressivenotes.com — passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers
like a clown out of a circus cannon
OMG.  This just about made me fall right off my chair at work from the laughing. 

UterusWatch 2007 at I Blame The Patriarchy

Cute Overload! 🙂
I particularly love this one:
Whale snugglage!!!

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? » Blog Archive LegoKitty™ «

Stuff On My Cat: My eyes, dems match.

I’m totally making one of these for Boris

Boing Boing: Flowchart: Is it f*cked up? What to do, if so.

This summarizes my entire work day.

Fatgrrl » Blog Archive » How to sleep in the same king-sized bed as a three year old.
Having attempted this feat, minus the naughtiness, I feel Fatgrrl’s pain.  How can such a tiny being take up my ENTIRE BED!!??!!

Minneapolis considers restricting demonstrations | Twin Cities Daily Planet | Minneapolis – St. Paul
Dumbest.Idea.Ever.  This means that my wedding reception, at my own house, would have needed a permit.  As will church and volunteer groups.  What asshattery.

Time for some Hedgie Cuteness….
Scarecrow on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
from carol.pgh

I totally need to get Furrow to do this:

from melutopia

This picture makes the I Love Old Stuff part of me all happy, but the I Want Better Transit part sad:
What's under a lot of the asphalt in the Twin Cities? 
from nanobiker on flicker

And, finally, MORE LOVE GRAFFITI!!!
from yearofthewhitedog


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Links N Giggles July 31, 2007

Filed under: being a fattie,blog dump,cuteness,fun stuff,life in the city — Diana @ 3:17 pm

Fat Is Contagious! « Shapely Prose

Don’t You Realize Fat Is Unhealthy? « Shapely Prose

Obesity, laxity, and political correctness. – By William Saletan – Slate Magazine
What a bunch of complete horse shit.  Anyone who believes the very loose conclusions of this particular study, and uses it to claim that fat people need to be stigmatized deserves to be shot.  Or put on a diet.  🙂

Cthulhu’s Cafeteria: “Boss? I can’t come in to work today. Yeah, I’ve got The Fat, and I don’t want everyone to catch it….”

In an effort to avoid doing any actual work, here are the pictures I’ve saved off my Minneapolis Flickr feed of late…

CIMG3169 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
This is one of a display of stone benches at the Walker Sculpture Garden….this one has always been my favorite.

More Love Graffiti! 
street art on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
street art

Resource Directory for Women Business Owners | BlogHer

Body Impolitic – Blog Archive – » Health Insurance in the U.S.: The Devil in the Details – Laurie Toby Edison: Photographer
Anyone who minimizes the health care situation in this country needs to be uninsured…or a sickie.

Obesity: An Overblown Epidemic? — [ NUTRITION AND HEALTH ]: Scientific American

Overheard in the Office | You Don’t Start Out Hating Them

10AM You Don’t Start Out Hating Them

Angry girl coworker: Goddammit! I fucking hate people!
Friend: But you work in HR…

501 Front Street
Norfolk, Virginia

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Cool stuff, some graffiti, and finally saving the stuff I’ve clipped in Bloglines July 2, 2007

Filed under: blog dump — Diana @ 7:11 am

instructables : Bacon Placemats : intro

Savage Chickens: Welcome to Hell Cartoon
Savage Chickens - Welcome to Hell

And now for a bunch of pictures that I like on Flickr that I’ve been saving in my Bloglines for far too long…
A Gentleman on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

sidewalk hearts on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Hope on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

DSCF6724.JPG on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

DSCF6685.JPG on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

Forgive on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

From Overheard in Chicago (3.16.2007)
Best of both worlds?

(on cell) “You’ve asked me ‘What’s up?’ 15 times in a row. Are you
looking for something? Do you want me to tell you some juicy tidbit
that I’ve been hiding for the past 14 ‘What’s up’s?’ Fine. You know
what? I’m dumping you for a tranny. That’s right. A chick with a dick.
I was going to tell you at ‘What’s up?’ number 3, but I was nervous.
After 15, I now realize that I don’t have to be. Me and my shemale are
going back to my place to rock out with our cocks out.”

– Grant Park

— Submitted by The Listener

believe_800.jpg (JPEG Image, 600×750 pixels) – Scaled (32%)

“Men’s preference will never change.” | Big Fat Blog



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By TheGreyCanvas

posted Mon 18 Jun 2007, 4:34 pm

did it happen? When did we decide that actions DIDN’T reflect the
character of a person? When did we all decide that the media gets to
tell us what to think? When did the news of the day become a popularity
contest? When and how did we decide that individual freedom came before
the greater good? How important are words? How did so many ugly words
become “okay” to use in everyday speaking and WHY? When did words like
adultery, hatred, liar, cheat and scum become just words? When did
words like honesty, integrity, forthright and commitment to doing the
right thing get lost? When did we all agree with “the joke is on them
if they can’t figure out the new way to screw” the system?” When did it
become “okay” or popular to “do it because everyone else is doing it?”
When did being bad become so popular, note worthy, NEWS WORTHY,
important? When and why are “the bad apples” getting all the attention
of the media? What about things that make you go hmm? When did the way
one looks or who they know become so important that their actions are
justified? Where will this all end? What are WE going to do about it?

Freedom of choice; make it by doing something or doing nothing…it is YOUR CHOICE!

Red No. 3: Fat Hate Bingo!

No Responsible Sex, Please–We’re American TeeVee at Shakesville

warning! on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
I’ve already decided (a few years ago) that when I breed, we’re decorating the baby’s room in hedgie.  I’ll need to get one of these printed up for the door!

And some crafty goodness that I need to get around to….
whipup.net – Wrap with Love
whipup.net – Goodwill Worldwide

No Impact Man: Making bread

myshape.com – Home
Thanks to Barbara in Chicago for finding this site…!

Bad Boyfriends and Garlic Bread | BlogHer
The perfect example of why Rule Number One is always correct.

Everyday Goddess: Why, I’m feeling very partisan today.

Finding yourself despite yourself: EcoNerd


Insulting to Men and Women Alike at Shakesville

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? » Blog Archive I drink «
I drink to kill the pain

Savage Chickens - To Be Or Not To Be

How to Choose a Fat-Friendly Doctor
This is great.  I’m lucky that my own doctor is fabulous, but I know there lots of people aren’t as lucky.

The Rotund » 10 Ways to Answer Fat Haters

No Impact Man: Can capitalism survive environmentalism?

Nebraska judge lacks clue re: Truth at I Blame The Patriarchy

Life, What the hell is going on?: Black and White

Dilbert Comic Strip Archive – Dilbert.com – The Official Dilbert Website by Scott Adams – Dilbert, Dogbert and Coworkers!
Today's Dilbert Comic

Fat a Greater Threat than Drug Abuse, Smoking, or Alcohol « Shapely Prose

Testify. « Good With Cheese

Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: The Blind Scalias of Justice

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? » Blog Archive *headdesk* «

“I’m Not A Smug Twat” Bag, a la KRiSTOPHER DUKES: Fashion Writer, Fashion Blogger
Must.have.bag.  Do you suppose this would stop the “You Fucking Hippie” looks I get at the grocery store when I produce my own bags?  You should have seen the look on the cashier’s face yesterday when I gave her my produce in my little canvas bags…

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