If you are going to wear a wig, please pull it down on your forehead so as to cover your scraggly-ass natural hair.
If you are over the age of 16, it is no longer ok to grab your junk and do the pee-pee dance.
If you are leaving the bathroom when I go in, and the toilet water is still shimmering from your flush, I know you haven’t washed your hands. Ish.
Paying for sex is a private matter, and I understand that some folks have to do that. However, if you are going to hire a hooker, please have a little class. Don’t bring her to your house, on the bus, during rush hour. She deserves more than that.
To the woman that gave me the nasty look when I was buying a home ovulation testing kit at Walgreens: go fuck yourself. Yes, I’m having sex. Sorry if the fact that other people have sex makes you uncomfortable. Stay at home, pull down the blinds, and don’t watch TV. People are having sex all over, all the time.