Di Has Stories…

(and they’re all true)

The Sarah Quote of the Day October 29, 2007

Filed under: being a sickie,crazy friends,sarah's im quote of the day — Diana @ 11:10 am

Listen here, Mast Cells:

I’ve about had it with you.  You’re not playing nice — even when Diana is doing the right things for you.  You are being inconsiderate and selfish.  This is unacceptable behavior.  You will stop exploding post-haste so Diana get get some shit done around her fabulous new home.  We’re both sick and tired of her swelling up like a pufferfish for no reason.  She’s having a hard enough time what without my uterus to regulate her; why do you have to go and be that way, huh?

Knock it off right now or I will be forced to send my expanding uterus to kick your ass from here til Christmas.

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