Diana: I had a dream last night that I was trying to get out of the last hour of work, so I snuck into another department’s meeting. It was about the Four Types of Bling.
Jeff: What are the four types of bling?
Diana: I dunno.
Jeff: Do you suppose that they would be categorized by type, like rings, necklaces…?
Jeff: Or by lots of diamonds….?
Diana: Or how about by wearer of bling? Like, Suburban Housewife Bling….Gangsta Bling…?
Jeff: Cheesy white guy bling….?
So? What do YOU think are the categories of bling?