I haven’t had enough of a life lately to put together a coherent blog post, so today I present you with just some ramblings, as they occur to me. Have fun, and welcome to my brain.
Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I drank a gallon of water. I am so purified, I think I have regained my virginity. And it’s official, I do nothing but pee. Go me.
I think I’ll be passing on this trend , thank you.
The other day, I had to explain the concept of decimals to someone that has a master’s degree. I weep for humanity.
Go play Kingdom of Loathing . Now. You’ll thank Dave, via Sarah, via me, later. Dave rules. Apparently he also cooks like a sexy, sexy beast.
I would like to take this opportunity to express my displeasure that Ron Jeremy is nicknamed The Hedgehog. Hedgehogs are cute. Ron Jeremy is a porn star. And it does not make my morning when I open up my Flickr feed to find the finest in cute hedgie imagery and find silicon breasts instead.
And confidential to the asshole that asked if I would give him rights to the pictures marked “private” in my Flickr galleries hoping they were “spicy” – they are my friends kids, you perv. Sheesh.
In other news, Jeff and I hired a photograher for the wedding this week. Yay! Now, if I can only lose enough weight to not take up the entire frame of the picture before the wedding!
Props to Julie for introducing me to Firefox. It rules. So does Julie. 🙂
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