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Diana and Sarah: The NEW Paris and Britney?? November 27, 2006

Filed under: fun stuff — Diana @ 10:15 am

Paris & Britney’s Party-Packed Holiday Week

After seeing this article, Sarah and I got to wondering, which one of us is Paris, and which one of us is Britney?  We weren’t quite sure, so we had to make this handy checklist….

Criteria
Paris
Britney
Sarah
Diana
Bigger Boobs X X
Has lived in trailer X X X
Has married a man that wears a wife beater in public X X
Taller X X
Parents have money X X
Has slept with just about everything, but can’t hold a boyfriend X X
Has kids, same baby daddy X X
Help the newly single go out on the town X X X
Kicked his sorry ass to the curb X X X
Has vowed to never, ever wear matching leopard print outfits X X
Changes hair color more often than her shoes X X
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