Di Has Stories…

(and they’re all true)

Long Day At Work August 25, 2006

Filed under: fun stuff — Diana @ 1:06 pm

So, my talking buddies at work are gone today.  My regular email buddies are off doing other things.  And I am here until 5, instead of my usual 4 p.m.  What’s a bored girl to do?  Quizzes, of course!!

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Your Outrageous Name is:
Sue Edge

Outrageous Name Generator

You Are 19% Vain
You don’t have a vain bone in your body – almost as a matter of principal.

You demand to be judged on who you are, not what you look like.

How Vain Are You?

Your Brain’s Pattern
Your mind is a firestorm – full of intensity and drama.

Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time…

But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you.

You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you’re apt to keep very unusual habits.

Whether you’re a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence – you like to experiment with your lifestyle.

Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.

You enjoy staying home, but that doesn’t mean you’re a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

What Time Of Day Are You?

You Were A Jaguar
A shapeshifter that understands the patterns of chaos.

You are powerful and move without fear in dark places.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Your Russian Name Is…
Manya Lyuha Morozov

What’s Your Russian Name?

Your Heart Is Purple
For you, love is about establishing and developing a deep connection.

If it’s true love, it brings you more wisdom and inner strength.

Your flirting style: Sincere

Your lucky first date: An afternoon at a tea house

Your dream lover: Is both thoughtful and expressive

What you bring to relationships: Understanding

What Color Heart Do You Have?


Exotic Dancer Name Is…


Ecstasy

Exotic Dancer Name Generator


You Are 88% Open Minded


You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!

Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.

You don’t have a judgemental bone in your body, and you’re very accepting.

You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?


You Should Rule Mars


Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent.

Like Mars, you seems attractive and bright to others – but you’re difficult to pin down.

You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future.

Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing… and rather insensitive to others.

What Planet Should You Rule?


You Are 25% American


You’re as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie

Otherwise known as un-American!

You belong in Cairo or Paris…

Get out fast – before you end up in Gitmo!

How American Are You?


People Envy Your Compassion


You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others’ happiness and pain.

People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.

What Do People Envy About You?


You Are a Self Help Book!


While your advice is not always welcome…

It’s always right on target.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?


Your Personality Is Like Acid


A bit wacky, you’re very difficult to predict.

One moment you’re in your own little happy universe…

And the next, you’re on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?


You Communicate With Your Eyes


When you say, “I’ll believe it when I see it” – you really mean it.

For you, what you see is a lot more important than what you hear.

You don’t take someone’s words at face value. You judge people by their facial expressions, body language, and appearance.

You tend to be quiet, but when you talk, you tend to make eye contact and describe things in colorful detail.

How Do You Communicate?


You Should Be A Gemini


What’s good about you: witty and energetic, you’re simply the most fun to be around

What’s bad about you: you’re flighty – losing interest in people and projects quickly

In love: you enjoy the “honeymoon phase,” but after that it’s hard for you to stick around

In friendship, you’re: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests

Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist

Your sense of fashion: casual and simple

You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos

What Sign Should You Be?


In a Past Life…


You Were: A Famous Herbalist.

Where You Lived: Mongolia.

How You Died: The Plague.

Who Were You In a Past Life?


You’ve Changed 68% in 10 Years


Compared to who you were ten years ago, you’ve changed a great deal.

In fact, you’re probably in a completely different phase of your life – and very happy about it!

How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?


Your Birth Month is April


You are trustworthy and highly ethical in all facets of life.

Helpful and steady, you are able to solve any problem.

Your soul reflects: Bliss, playfulness, and curiosity

Your gemstone: Diamond

Your flower: Sweet Pea

Your colors: Yellow and red

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?


You Are 36% Lady


You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside.

And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.

Are You A Lady?


Your Love Life Secrets Are


Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.

You’ve been deeply wounded in the past, and you’re still recovering from that hurt.

You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You’re easy going about who you’re with, as long as they love you back.

In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails – or at least you’d like to think so.

Getting over a break-up doesn’t take long. Easy come, easy go.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed


You Are 4% Paranoid Schizophrenic


You’re so far from paranoid schizophrenic…

you probably found this quiz to be quite amusing.

Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?


You Are 6: The Loyalist

You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal.

People find you easy to love and care for.

You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises.

You’re cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world.

What Number Are You?


You Should Weigh 176


If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight.

If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!

How Much Do You Weigh?


You are Agnostic


You’re not sure if God exists, and you don’t care.

For you, there’s no true way to figure out the divine.

You rather focus on what you can control – your own life.

And you tend to resent when others “sell” religion to you.

What’s Your Religious Philosophy?


You Are a Chimera


You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.

Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.

You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.

You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.

What Mythological Creature Are You?


You Are 30% Boyish and 70% Girlish

Even if you’re not a girl, you’re very feminine.

You’re in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.

A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you’re up and the next you’re down.

But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?


You Belong in Brooklyn


Down to earth and hard working, you’re a true New Yorker.

And although you may be turning into a yuppie, you never forget your roots.

Where Should Your Inner New Yorker Live?


Your Japanese Name Is…


Emiko Takashi

What’s your Japanese Name?


You Are 74% Grown Up, 26% Kid


Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.

Although you have your moments of moodiness, you’re usually stable and level headed.

How Emotionally Mature Are You?


Your Bumper Sticker Should Be


Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things

What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?


You Are 8% Sociopath


You’re empathetic, loyal, and introspective.

In other words, there’s no way you’re a sociopath… but you can spot one pretty easily!

Are You A Sociopath?


You Are Mashed Potatoes


Oridnary, comforting, and more than a little predictable

You’re the glue that holds everyone together.

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?


You Are 56% Indie


You’re pretty indie, but you don’t make a fuss letting everyone know.

You just do what you like. You enjoy many types of things – from trendy to bizarre.

How Indie Are You?


You Are A Rowan Tree


You are full of charm and cheer. You light up a room.

And while you crave attention, you do it without ego.

You are an interesting mix of contradictions – and very unpredictable.

You are both dependent and independent, calm and restless.

You are passionate, emotional, gregarious, and (at times) unforgiving.

What’s Your Celtic Horoscope?


Your Hair Should Be Pink


Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun.

You’re a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.

What’s Your Funky Inner Hair Color?


Your True Birth Month Is April


Hasty

Moving

Consoling

Emotional

Aggressive

Diplomatic

Revengeful

Adventurous

Good memory

Loves attention

Strong mentality

Loving and caring

Brave and fearless

Active and dynamic

Suave and generous

Easily get too jealous

Decisive but tends to regret

Motivates oneself and the others

Attractive and affectionate to oneself

Friendly and solves people’s problems

Prone to sickness usually of the head and chest

What’s Your True Birth Month?


What Your Soul Really Looks Like


You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you’re head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that’s not exactly true.

Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it’s much closer than you realize.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul


You Are Lightning


Beautiful yet dangerous

People will stop and watch you when you appear

Even though you’re capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?


Brainy Kid


In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.

You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you’re a total success!

Who Were You In High School?


Your Emoticon is Cool


You’re not feeling particularly up or down, just relaxed and calm. You’re ready for whatever is going to happen next!

What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?


Your Old Fashioned Name Is…


Cecily Obson

What’s Your Old Fashioned Name?


Your Inner Child Is Sad


You’re a very sensitive soul.

You haven’t grown that thick skin that most adults have.

Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.

You don’t let many people in – unless you’ve trusted them for a long time.

How Is Your Inner Child?


Your Pimp Name Is…


Ms. Kisses

What’s Your Pimp Name?


Your Celebrity Baby Name Is…


Bamboo Happy

What’s Your Celebrity Baby Name?


Your Life Path Number is 6


Your purpose in life is to help others

You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you.

It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them.

You take on responsibility, and don’t mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver.

In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner.

You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first.

Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love.

And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own.

What Is Your Life Path Number?


You Are Changing Leaves


Pretty, but soon dead.

What Part of Fall Are You?


Your Hillbilly Name Is…


Lil’ Dolly Dallas

Hillbilly Name Generator


Your Career Personality: Detail-Oriented, Observant, and Hard-Working


Your Ideal Careers:

Designer

Family counselor

Independent store owner

Interior decorator

Museum curator

Nurse

Preschool teachers

Social worker

Stay at home parent

Teacher

The Quick and Dirty Career Test


Your Lucky Underwear is Blue


You are caring and extroverted. You’ve made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them.

You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist.

Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry.

If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They’ll help you take care of yourself first.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?


Your Kissing Purity Score: 11% Pure


For you, it’s all kiss and no talk.

You’re in a permanent lip lock.

Kissing Purity Test


Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.

You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.

Your heart tends to rule you. You can’t make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.

Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you’ve likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test


Your Irish Name Is…


Kayleigh Dunne

What’s your Irish Name?


Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 29%


Your job is not bad, but it’s probably not a long term thing.

You’re just not happy enough to stick around for too long…

And there’s little that can change how you feel.

Start looking around for other options, but only quit for something really good!

Should You Quit Your Job?


You Are 0% Obsessive


You’re less prone to obsessive thoughts than the rest of the world…

While you do get hung up from time to time, you’re excellent at clearing your mind.

How Obsessive Are You?


Your Hidden Talent


You are both very knowledgeable and creative.

You tend to be full of new ideas and potential – big potential.

Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them.

As long as you don’t stop working on your dreams, you’ll get there.

What’s Your Hidden Talent?


How You Life Your Life


You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.

You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.

You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.

You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren’t attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?


You Are Beef


You’re big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one’s going to come between you and a good steak.

And you’ve probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.

What Kind of Meat Are You?


You Will Die at Age 82


Congratulations! You take good care of yourself.

You’re poised to live a long, healthy life.

What Age Will You Die?

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