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Slow. So very, very slow. July 3, 2006

Filed under: fun stuff — Diana @ 1:27 pm

Ah, yes.  You can’t beat working the day between a weekend and a holiday for quailty Blogthings time…

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it’s hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There’s too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You’ve loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren’t a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don’t mind getting you way!

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you’ve been hurt – you’re never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven’t found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:

Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both “me time” and “we time.”
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.

The Five Variable Love Test

You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you’re totally in charge – even if people don’t know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won’t settle for anything less.
You’re going to be a total star, and you won’t let any of the “little people” get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing

What Type of Weather Are You?

Your Lucky Underwear is Yellow
You’re an extremely happy, laid back, fun soul. And your lucky yellow underwear can help you get even more out of life.
In life, you rather play than work. You’re apt to quit any task that doesn’t nourish your creativity and inner child.

Sometimes your drive for freedom hinders your quality of life. You find it impossible to do anything unpleasant.
If you want to have responsibilities and still have fun, put on your yellow underpants. They’ll help you make a party out of the most mundane tasks.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Your Hillbilly Name Is…
Ellie Mae Harley

Hillbilly Name Generator

You are Agnostic
You’re not sure if God exists, and you don’t care.
For you, there’s no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control – your own life.
And you tend to resent when others “sell” religion to you.

What’s Your Religious Philosophy?

You’re 60% Irish
You’re very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you’re not, you should be!)

How Irish Are You?

You Are 0% Redneck
I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain’t no redneck – you’re all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind – a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren’t attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 14% Pure
For you, it’s all kiss and no talk.

You’re in a permanent lip lock.

Kissing Purity Test

Your Quirk Factor: 57%
You’re a pretty quirky person, but you’re just normal enough to hide it.
Congratulations – you’ve fooled other people into thinking you’re just like them!

How Quirky Are You?

You Are Periwinkle
You’re very intuitive and sensitive. You often know other people better than they know themselves.
You’re also quite optimistic, and you think well of yourself and others. You know your dreams will come true.

What Color Blue Are You?

Your Candy Heart Says “First Kiss”
You’re a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.

Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you

Your flirting style: friendly and sweet

What turns you off: cynics who don’t believe in romance

Why you’re hot: you always keep the romance alive

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

You Are 25 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

You Belong in 1973
If you scored…

1950 – 1959: You’re fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 – 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule – oh, and drugs too.

1970 – 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you’re partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 – 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You’re colorful at night – and successful during the day.

1990 – 1999: With you anything goes! You’re grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It’s all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

Your Love Element Is Metal
In love, you inspire and respect your partner.
For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience.

You attract others with wit and a bit of flash.
Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you.

Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past.

You connect best with: Earth

Avoid: Fire

You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other

What Element Is Your Love?

You Are Mud Pie
You’re the perfect combo of flavor and depth
Those who like you give into their impulses

What Kind of Pie Are You?

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You’re a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you’ve got them exactly where you want them!

What Is Your Seduction Style?

You Are Likely an Only Child
At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated.
At work and school, you do best when you’re organizing.
When you love someone, you tend to worry about them.

In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic.
Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management.
You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.

The Birth Order Predictor

Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don’t mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

The World’s Shortest Personality Test

Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

What’s hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

You Passed 8th Grade US History
Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade History?

You are 47% Aries

How Aries Are You?

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle – a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don’t actively fight them.
You’re just you. You don’t try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

You Will Die at Age 73
You’re pretty average when it comes to how you live…
And how you’ll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?

Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you’re rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

You Should Be A Cancer
What’s good about you: you’re incredibly kind, caring, and generous

What’s bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand

In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection

In friendship, you’re: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support

Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure

Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood

You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

What Sign Should You Be?

Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.

You’re a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn’t?

You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You’re easy going about who you’re with, as long as they love you back.

In fights, you speak your mind and don’t hold back. You know you’re right, and you can get quite angry about it.

Getting over a break-up doesn’t take long. Easy come, easy go.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all – especially about subjects you don’t know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.

What’s Your Beer Personality?

What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you’re head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that’s not exactly true.

Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it’s much closer than you realize.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

You Should Weigh 170
If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight.
If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!

How Much Do You Weigh?

Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can’t make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you’ve likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

You Communicate With Your Body
This isn’t as bad as it sounds, it just means that you’re a “touchy-feely” person.
You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches.
Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you’re not in the company of others.
A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you!

How Do You Communicate?

You Are 55% Indie
You’re pretty indie, but you don’t make a fuss letting everyone know.
You just do what you like. You enjoy many types of things – from trendy to bizarre.

How Indie Are You?

Your Band Name is:
The Chia Masochists

Band Name Generator

Your Dosha is Pitta
You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor.
You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader.
Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways.
But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical.

With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you

In love: You are picky but passionate

To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight.

What’s Your Dosha?

Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Taís de Roraima

What’s Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

You Are 84% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don’t have a judgemental bone in your body, and you’re very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

Your Emoticon is Cool
You’re not feeling particularly up or down, just relaxed and calm. You’re ready for whatever is going to happen next!

What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?

Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You’re the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don’t abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!

What’s Your Hidden Talent?

Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.

Who’s Your Inner European?

Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

“You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell”

When you dance, it’s a little scary – and a lot sexy.

What Song Should You Strip To?

Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

You Are 40% Gross
You’re a tad gross, but generally you’re a clean, hygienic person.
No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it’s better to be human than a neat freak.

How Gross Are You?

You Are 32% Lady
You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside.
And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.

Are You A Lady?

You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you’re weird…
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

You Belong in Dublin
Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions.
You’re the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl… or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

What European City Do You Belong In?

Your Career Type: Social
You are helpful, friendly, and trustworthy.
Your talents lie in teaching, nursing, giving information, and solving social problems.

You would make an excellent:

Counselor – Dental Hygienist – Librarian
Nurse – Parole Officer – Personal Trainer
Physical Therapist – Social Worker – Teacher

The worst career options for your are realistic careers, like truck driver or farmer.

What’s Your Ideal Career?

Your Ideal Pet is a Cat
You’re both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!

What’s Your Ideal Pet?

You Are 96% Happy
It’s unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.

How Happy Are You?

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
“I can pass this guy.”

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Your Dating Purity Score: 44%
You are an average dater.
You’re experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend…
Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love!

Dating Purity Test

Caffe Vanilla Frappuccino
Smooth and sweet, you fit in to almost any crowd. No one would suspect you of being a coffee tweaker!

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

You Are Beef
You’re big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one’s going to come between you and a good steak.
And you’ve probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

You Are a Jelly Donut
So you’re a little rounder than most folks – but it’s only in the right places!
You maintain a clean exterior, even if you’re all messy on the inside.
You think you’re the best, and that’s mostly true…
But remember, you’re just an empty shell without your jelly!

What Donut Are You?

You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music…
And you couldn’t care less about being signed by a big label.
You’re all about loving and supporting music – not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn’t really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.

What’s Your Love Style?

Your French Name is:
Emmanuelle Collard

What’s Your French Name?

You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you’re not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

You Are 25% American
You’re as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris…
Get out fast – before you end up in Gitmo!

How American Are You?

What Your Underwear Says About You
When you’re bad, you’re very bad. And when you’re good, you’re still trouble!

You’re comfortable in your own skin – and don’t care to impress anyone.

The Underwear Oracle

Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage
You’ve dated enough to know what you want.
And that’s marriage – with the right person.
You’re serious about settling down some time soon.
Even if you haven’t met the person you want to get hitched to!

What’s Your Ideal Relationship?

Your Boobies’ Names Are…
Thelma and Louise

Boobie Name Generator

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations – you got 7 out of 10 correct!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
Very popular, one of you is not enough.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality – cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You’d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you’ve always wanted… though you haven’t really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You’re feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

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