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|Your Five Variable Love Profile|
|Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
Your experience level is high.
Your dominance is medium.
Your cynicism is low.
Your independence is medium.
|You Are Miss Piggy|
|A total princess and diva, you’re totally in charge – even if people don’t know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won’t settle for anything less.
You’re going to be a total star, and you won’t let any of the “little people” get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!
|You Are Rain|
|You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing
|Your Lucky Underwear is Yellow|
|You’re an extremely happy, laid back, fun soul. And your lucky yellow underwear can help you get even more out of life.
In life, you rather play than work. You’re apt to quit any task that doesn’t nourish your creativity and inner child.
Sometimes your drive for freedom hinders your quality of life. You find it impossible to do anything unpleasant.
|Your Hillbilly Name Is…|
|Ellie Mae Harley|
|You are Agnostic|
|You’re not sure if God exists, and you don’t care.
For you, there’s no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control – your own life.
And you tend to resent when others “sell” religion to you.
|You’re 60% Irish|
|You’re very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you’re not, you should be!)
|You Are 0% Redneck|
|I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain’t no redneck – you’re all Yankee!
|What Your Sleeping Position Says|
|You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind – a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.
|Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher|
|Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.
|How You Life Your Life|
|You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren’t attainable.
|Your Kissing Purity Score: 14% Pure|
|For you, it’s all kiss and no talk.
You’re in a permanent lip lock.
|Your Quirk Factor: 57%|
|You’re a pretty quirky person, but you’re just normal enough to hide it.
Congratulations – you’ve fooled other people into thinking you’re just like them!
|You Are Periwinkle|
|You’re very intuitive and sensitive. You often know other people better than they know themselves.
You’re also quite optimistic, and you think well of yourself and others. You know your dreams will come true.
|Your Candy Heart Says “First Kiss”|
|You’re a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don’t believe in romance
Why you’re hot: you always keep the romance alive
|You Are 25 Years Old|
|Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
|You Belong in 1973|
|If you scored…
1950 – 1959: You’re fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 – 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule – oh, and drugs too.
1970 – 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you’re partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 – 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You’re colorful at night – and successful during the day.
1990 – 1999: With you anything goes! You’re grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It’s all good!
|Your Love Element Is Metal|
|In love, you inspire and respect your partner.
For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience.
You attract others with wit and a bit of flash.
Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life.
You connect best with: Earth
You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other
|You Are Mud Pie|
|You’re the perfect combo of flavor and depth
Those who like you give into their impulses
|Your Seduction Style: The Charmer|
|You’re a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you’ve got them exactly where you want them!
|You Are Likely an Only Child|
|At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated.
At work and school, you do best when you’re organizing.
When you love someone, you tend to worry about them.
In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic.
|Your Personality Profile|
|You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
|Your Eyes Should Be Brown|
|Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom
What’s hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart
|You Passed 8th Grade US History|
|Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct!|
|You are 47% Aries|
|You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish|
|You are pretty evenly split down the middle – a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don’t actively fight them.
You’re just you. You don’t try to be what people expect you to be.
|You Will Die at Age 73|
|You’re pretty average when it comes to how you live…
And how you’ll die as well.
|Your Inner Child Is Surprised|
|You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you’re rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.
|You Should Be A Cancer|
|What’s good about you: you’re incredibly kind, caring, and generous
What’s bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand
In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection
In friendship, you’re: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support
Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure
Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood
You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese
|Your Love Life Secrets Are|
|Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.
You’re a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn’t?
You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You’re easy going about who you’re with, as long as they love you back.
In fights, you speak your mind and don’t hold back. You know you’re right, and you can get quite angry about it.
Getting over a break-up doesn’t take long. Easy come, easy go.
|You Are Guinness|
|You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all – especially about subjects you don’t know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
|What Your Soul Really Looks Like|
|You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you’re head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that’s not exactly true.
Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it’s much closer than you realize.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust.
|You Should Weigh 170|
|If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight.
If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!
|Your Personality Is|
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you’ve likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.
|You Communicate With Your Body|
|This isn’t as bad as it sounds, it just means that you’re a “touchy-feely” person.
You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches.
Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you’re not in the company of others.
A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you!
|You Are 55% Indie|
|You’re pretty indie, but you don’t make a fuss letting everyone know.
You just do what you like. You enjoy many types of things – from trendy to bizarre.
|Your Band Name is:|
|The Chia Masochists|
|Your Dosha is Pitta|
|You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor.
You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader.
Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways.
But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical.
With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you
In love: You are picky but passionate
To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight.
|Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:|
|Taís de Roraima|
|You Are 84% Open Minded|
|You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don’t have a judgemental bone in your body, and you’re very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.
|Your Emoticon is Cool|
|You’re not feeling particularly up or down, just relaxed and calm. You’re ready for whatever is going to happen next!|
|Your Hidden Talent|
|You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You’re the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don’t abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!
|Your Inner European is Irish!|
|Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.
|Your Stripper Song Is|
|Closer by Nine Inch Nails
“You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
When you dance, it’s a little scary – and a lot sexy.
|Your IQ Is 135|
|Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional
|You Are 40% Gross|
|You’re a tad gross, but generally you’re a clean, hygienic person.
No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it’s better to be human than a neat freak.
|You Are 32% Lady|
|You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside.
And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.
|You Are 40% Weird|
|Normal enough to know that you’re weird…
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
|You Belong in Dublin|
|Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions.
You’re the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl… or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.
|Your Career Type: Social|
|You are helpful, friendly, and trustworthy.
Your talents lie in teaching, nursing, giving information, and solving social problems.
You would make an excellent:
Counselor – Dental Hygienist – Librarian
The worst career options for your are realistic careers, like truck driver or farmer.
|Your Ideal Pet is a Cat|
|You’re both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!
|You Are 96% Happy|
|It’s unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.
|Your Famous Last Words Will Be:|
|“I can pass this guy.”|
|Your Dating Purity Score: 44%|
|You are an average dater.
You’re experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend…
Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love!
|Caffe Vanilla Frappuccino|
|Smooth and sweet, you fit in to almost any crowd. No one would suspect you of being a coffee tweaker!|
|You Are Beef|
|You’re big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one’s going to come between you and a good steak.
And you’ve probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.
|You Are a Jelly Donut|
|So you’re a little rounder than most folks – but it’s only in the right places!
You maintain a clean exterior, even if you’re all messy on the inside.
You think you’re the best, and that’s mostly true…
But remember, you’re just an empty shell without your jelly!
|You Are an Indie Rocker!|
|You are in it for the love of the music…
And you couldn’t care less about being signed by a big label.
You’re all about loving and supporting music – not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.
|Your Love Style is Agape|
|You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn’t really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.
|Your French Name is:|
|You Are an Espresso|
|At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you’re not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high
|You Are 25% American|
|You’re as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris…
Get out fast – before you end up in Gitmo!
|What Your Underwear Says About You|
|When you’re bad, you’re very bad. And when you’re good, you’re still trouble!
You’re comfortable in your own skin – and don’t care to impress anyone.
|Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage|
|You’ve dated enough to know what you want.
And that’s marriage – with the right person.
You’re serious about settling down some time soon.
Even if you haven’t met the person you want to get hitched to!
|Your Boobies’ Names Are…|
|Thelma and Louise|
|You Passed the US Citizenship Test|
|Congratulations – you got 7 out of 10 correct!|
|Reeses Peanut Butter Cups|
|Very popular, one of you is not enough.|
|The Keys to Your Heart|
|You are attracted to those who have a split personality – cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You’d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you’ve always wanted… though you haven’t really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You’re feeling self centered.