I love this one, because I think that kitties feets are cute, but also because it’s so fun to see exactly how they curl all up like that!
Hovercat…is hovering. « I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I need this, post haste, after I’m knocked up:
Uh, Fuck no: Big Fat Deal » To Whom It May Concern
“Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.”
“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”
Overheard Everywhere | We’ll Get Ours When We Turn on Bill O’Reilly
Father to squirmy two-year-old looking out bus window: No, honey, that’s a church. We can’t go there — they’ll give you a lobotomy.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Rebekah
Overheard Everywhere | Ugh, Noun-Adjective Marriages Are So Unnatural
Guy: I don’t understand! What is a pork roll?
Jersey girl: It’s hard to explain… It’s like if bacon married awesome and they had delicious babies.
That Should Be On The Tab Wikipedia Page.
Curly: Ever had Tab before?
Grizzly: No, what is it?
Curly: It’s diet coke before diet coke was diet coke.
Grizzly: How’s it taste?
Curly: Like a big gulp of dammit.
Overheard in New York | Kindly Clarify Your Objection
Girl #1: I’m living the good life.
Girl #2: No, you’re not! You just sit around eating pie all day.
Overheard in New York | Um… Yes?
Tourist lady, very slowly: Uhhh, can you… Um, excuse me, can you… um, tell me where… that place downtown… I think it’s, ummm…
Lady suit, interrupting: Christ on a crutch! What are you, Canadian or retarded?!
–4 train, Wall St station
More Awesome Minneapolis Graffiti…
DSCF9701.JPG on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh » Blog Archive » My own little pink bunny rabbit … err … lamb
OMG. Christy pointed this site out to me, and I’m in lolve.
Speechless « Shapely Prose
“We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex–but Congress can.”
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
Chick: So, what’s so special about this phone other than making millions of people shit their pants simultaneously?
It hasn’t got any buttons, or some-such. It can tell who you want to
call by reading your mind. Also, it smells like flowers and tastes like
bacon. Which is handy, since it can regrow its own skin. And fly.
Chick: Well, I’ll be.
Overheard by: I did NOT shit my pants.
Tourist: Is this the 1:13 to Trenton?
Tourist: Oh, well, where is that?
Suit: Are you just, like, picking track numbers and hoping for the best? Go read the screen, you dumbass.
Tourist: You don’t have to be rude.
Suit: You don’t have to be stupid.
Overheard by: Erin
Contemplations of an Ordinary World: My corporate observation for the week
Apparently, Russ and I have the same job.
Life, What the hell is going on?: A Conundrum
What IS the correct answer? In theory, the correct answer is that fuckwits learn to keep their fuckwittery to themselves, and stop pressing it on other people.
This is just cool: Artist gets probation for building secret mall apartment – Boing Boing
The apartment. Not the probation. That sucks.
African family to adopt Britney’s kids. – By Ellen Tarlin – Slate Magazine
In the spring, I’ll tell you that it’s my favourite season. But in the fall, well, THAT’S my favourite season. And here’s why: confetti skies on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
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